Top 10 Nastiest Jobs In The World

While you may have been dreaming when you were a kid that there is such a thing as a free
lunch, well, in the real world you won’t see this happening. If you want to live, then you have to
eat and if you want to have food to put on the table, then you need to get a job just like
everybody else and start doing your thing. However, some jobs are worse than others and that
is why below we will take a closer look at some of the worst ones in the world to see which is
the nastiest one of the pack.

10. Military Personals

While no one will disagree that this is a pretty risky job because you can be killed if you are
not careful, it doesn’t mean that you will likely die in the first few days while being sent over in
Iraq or Afghanistan unless you don’t follow the rules. Still, being a soldier is pretty depressing
and dangerous in more ways than one. You don’t get to see your friends, you are going to live
for many months in a warzone and on top of that, you won’t get to see your family. Not even
mentioning themassive psychological damage you can get spending all those months or
even years in a foreign country where you could be killed at any given moment.

9. Oil Rig Workers

Working on an oil rig you may command a good salary based on your experience, but still the
working conditions will suck. Most of the times you’ll miss your family a lot and there is always
the danger of something going wrong, like fires and explosions which can endanger everyone
on the oil rig. On top of that, you also need to deal with pretty heavy and powerful
machineries that can sometimes cause bad accidents to happen.

8. Monkeys Chaser At A Safari

Did you ever work for a safari? Well then, if the answer is no, then chances are that you don’t
know too much about how tiresome it can be to chase monkeys so thatthey don’t climb onto
cars that travel from one reserve to another. Adding to that the burning sun that weakens you
with every step you take, you have the perfect picture of what working as a monkey chaser
really feels like.

7. Roadkill Remover

You may have bumped into a bird or maybe a dog while you were on your way to your relatives
or your friends and even if that didn’t cause too much damage to your car, you were at least
thankful that you didn’t have to remove the dead body from the road. But don’t worry, there’s
an app for that! Well, actually it’s not and it’s the duty of the roadkill remover to pick up the
dead bodies of birds, dogs, hyenas and so forth, cut them in smaller pieces if necessary and
then transport them to a special area where they are fed to other animals, incinerated or just
left out to rot. Now this is a stinky job indeed!

6. Flatus Odor Judge

In the research laboratories of mouthwash companies, odor judges are definitely
used whenever they need to launch a product and want to make sure it is going to
be a successful one. However, things were taken to a whole new level when a
gastroenterologist by the name of Michael Levitt decided to make some changes in
their daily routine for the sake of some “important experiments” as he called them.
He was thus paid by his company to gather one hundred people, feed them pinto
beans and then have small plastic tubes inserted in their anuses. As the subjects
started farting, the tubes collected the farts which were then gathered by the
scientists and while sitting at a table, they had to open the container and inhale
vigorously. The conclusion? Well, hydrogen sulfide seems by far one of the nastiest
odors out there.

5. Portable Toilet Cleaner

While most people think that they are not that useful, if you just have to go and
there’s no toilet nearby, then you will most certainly use the nearest
availableportable toilet. However, did you ever wonder who is cleaning these? Well,
it’s the portable toilet cleaners of course. They use a special vacuum and a tank and
suck up all the waste in the portable toilet. On top of that, they also need to wash up
every part of the toilet that looks soiled, which adds an extra degree of nastiness to
their job. Salary wise, these chaps earn 50,000 dollars per annum which is not that
great at all.

4. Hazmat Diver

While you may be wondering what the heck this means, well, a hazmat diver takes a
dive into sewage. Why do they do this? Well, it’s not because they like it, but
because they need to keep the sewage lines clean so they don’t get clogged up. It’s
clear until now that their work environment simply stinks, but they may be having
a great salary that keeps them doing their job every single day, right? Wrong! They
are some of the worst paid professionals out there which immediately makes you
want to slap the one responsible for giving them such a low pay.

3. Animal Masturbator

Things are starting to heat up a bit, don’t you think? Animal masturbators are
professionals who study artificial insemination or fertility and this means they need
to use electric probes which they insert in the anus or vagina of animals for various
purposes. In some cases though, this is not possible and that is why they’ll have to
masturbate the animals the old-fashioned way. Some people say that you’re not a real
man if you have not experienced at least once what these guys do every day and
who are we to contradict them?

2. Guard At Buckingham Palace

It’s all fun and games when you are a tourist visiting the Buckingham Palace and
laughing at the guards there, but have you ever thought about how much it sucks to
be standing in one place without being allowed to move or do anything else asides
from having a straight look in one direction? Well, if you haven’t, then know this: it’s a
complete nightmare and unless you are very patient, have a good imagination (since
you do have to keep yourself entertained for all those hours) and nerves of steel,
you won’t be suitable for this position.

1. Janitor At A Porno Theatre

Last but not least, being a janitor is in itself, not such a bad job. But when you have
to be a janitor at a porno theatre and have to clean up “that” sticky white stuff from
the floor, carpets and whatnot, then things instantly start getting a bit disgusting.
While you may get to see all that nice porn in person, it’s definitely not fun to clean
up after that. Therefore, working as a janitor at a porno theatre is not one of those
jobs you’d want to talk about with your friends, wife or mother for that matter.

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